Hard Factor 11/11: Florida Man Is Offering Veterans Free Blowjobs Today, A Great Phone Prank You Should Try, & A Man Who Thinks He Is Napoleon Beheads His Girlfriend

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch'™ on a Shirt » Merch: http://bit.ly/HF-Merch------------------------------------------------- BE SURE TO THANK A VETERAN TODAY!! WE HERE AT HARD FACTOR WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL VETERANS FOR THEIR SERVICE!!! On today's episode.....We give you the history of Veterans Day and tell you about some famous people that you did not know served our country. Also, if you are a Veteran, head on down to the Sausage Castle in Florida for a free blowjob!! News Buffet: - We have a brief Trumpdate for you, checking in on what our fearless leaders has been up to, including the inevitable destruction of the Trump Baby Balloon in Tuscaloosa, Alabama - A text server that unleashed 170 thousand old texts, time warping the shit out of customers and likely causing a few 911 calls and breakups. - An 8 year old boy who was forced to piss in a trash can in front of his class and then wear a trash bag for the rest of the day. - Bolivia's president resigns amidst election fraud - A Montana man who blew up an ATM machine after it ate his stolen card. - A Russian professor who thinks he is Napoleon kills and beheads his girlfriend, just look at this guy below. Brought to you by PredictIt - Go to http://bit.ly/2Mcuq0c to get your first $20 deposit matched in the stock market of politics! Brought to you by Movember.com/bartool to join our team, grow your moustache, and fundraise foryour chance to win the grand prize. -------------------------------------------------Follow us on Twitter: @HardFactorNews: http://bit.ly/HFTWIT @HardFactorMark: http://bit.ly/MarkCats @HardFactorPat: http://bit.ly/PatHF @HardFactorWes: http://bit.ly/WesTwit @HardFactorWill: http://bit.ly/HFwill Follow us on Instagram: @HardFactorNews: http://bit.ly/InstagHF See how sweaty we look » Youtube: http://bit.ly/HardFactorYT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:26.8	Morning, you're welcome to another episode of hard factor. It is Monday, November 11th. Happy Veterans Day to everybody all the people who have served. Thank you for your service. Yes indeed
1:42.5	And speaking of Veterans Day Pat is going to kick off the show today with a quick history of Veterans Day
1:48.3	You're gonna love it and you're gonna give you some facts. It's gonna be fun and a little special treat at the end of this one
1:54.8	Oh nice. Yeah, that's that will be good. Making Veterans Day fun again. Thank you Pat. Yeah, it'll probably and then
2:01.6	Mark myself and Wes will take us to our news buffet of other headlines get us going Pat
2:06.3	All right guys, so an observance of Veterans Day we're gonna kick the show off with a special Veterans Day segment
2:10.8	Beginning with the history of Veterans Day. Okay, so he's ready. Yes. All right first and foremost guys Veterans Day does not have an apostrophe
2:20.3	The date is not belong to one Veterans or multiple Veterans. It's God's Day
2:24.0	And it's also a data honor all Veterans so save the apostrophe for things like labeling food in the fridge
2:29.2	Which is a huge pet peeve of mine if I don't know what it is. I'm gonna throw it out
2:33.4	What if you knew what it was then I wouldn't throw it out if it was West's lasagna
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