Hard Factor 1/31: Mueller Files Hacked, Rubber Nuggets by Tyson, and Vampire Cats

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Mueller investigation files that were shared as part of court proceedings ended up in the hands of Russian hackers, who then shared them online, and everybody knows now and is upset about it. Tyson Chicken is in hot water for including bits of rubber in one of their premier lines of chicken nuggets. New evidence suggests that parasites from cat piss can make you much more likely to develop schizophrenia. Lightning Round of Other Headlines: Ariana Grande's tattoo fuck-up, Hillary hangs it up (maybe), California busts a human trafficking operation, and a damage report from the polar vortex. Weight Loss Contest Update: Will loses this week, Mark wins the week and is still in the overall lead, and Pat is still trailing overall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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