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Happy Two-Year Anniversary of ‘Two Weeks to Slow the Spread’! | 3/16/22

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News Commentary, Entertainment News, News

4.9996 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

It’s officially been two years since “two weeks to slow the spread,” and we’d like to wish everyone a happy two-year anniversary by celebrating the government’s stupid and authoritarian handling of COVID. Clearly, this strategy worked wonders and helped stop this horrifying pandemic in its tracks, and if you say anything different, you're a Nazi who wants to kill grandmas. A recent article in the Independent claims Russell Brand is peddling conspiracy theories on YouTube because he has the gall to question the mainstream narrative. Anyone thinking outside the designated box must be labeled and punished, because the corporate press believes you’re too stupid to think critically about anything. Nothing says “free and fair press” like smear campaigns against a comedian who refuses to follow the party line. Palm Beach Letter: You don’t need to commit much money for the potential of large gains. Sometimes, the wins are so big, they’ll erase any losses 100 times over. So, if you haven’t bought Bitcoin, it’s not too late. Please - do your own research. But don’t wait. Be like Elijah and Sydney, sign up for Teeka’s Palm Beach Letter now at https://www.bigtreport.com. Reliefband: Reliefband makes a great gift for any time of year and Elijah and Sydney love it. Right now, they’ve got an exclusive offer just for the You Are Here audience. If you go to Reliefband.com and use promo code HERE you’ll receive 20% off plus free shipping and a no questions asked 30-day money back guarantee. Subscribe to You Are Here YouTube: https://bit.ly/2XNLhQw • Watch MORE You Are Here on BlazeTV: https://bit.ly/38WB2vw • Check out Elijah Schaffer's YouTube channel: https://bit.ly/3C0yWH8 • Check out Sydney Watson's YouTube channel: https://bit.ly/2YIedK5 • Follow Sydney Watson on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SydneyLWatson • Follow Elijah Schaffer on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.5

Happy birthday, Mr. Elijah.

0:03.4

I'm just kidding, it's not actually Elijah's birthday,

0:05.3

but it is.

0:06.8

It's not, we don't lie to the audience here, Mr. Elijah.

0:10.2

It's technically not my birthday,

0:12.6

but I am gonna say this,

0:14.1

before 2020, I was a different person.

0:17.0

Might I say a boy, a wee little laugh.

0:19.4

And then, while I escaped most years

0:22.0

without any sexual harassment,

0:24.0

the Chinese government paired with Fauci came together

0:28.1

and against my will, fucked me in the ass,

0:30.6

and I haven't been the same sense,

0:31.9

and that's what sexual trauma does to people.

0:33.6

It does.

0:34.4

They did do that, but it is also, that's very sad,

0:37.0

but it is also the birthday of two years to,

0:39.9

well, sorry, two weeks to slow the spread.

0:41.7

Don't you love that?

0:42.6

You're celebrating my trauma date,

0:44.1

which is kind of, okay, well, I wouldn't make light

0:46.0

of sexual trauma.

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