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🗓️ 17 March 2022
⏱️ 102 minutes
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| 0:00.5 | Happy birthday, Mr. Elijah. |
| 0:03.4 | I'm just kidding, it's not actually Elijah's birthday, |
| 0:05.3 | but it is. |
| 0:06.8 | It's not, we don't lie to the audience here, Mr. Elijah. |
| 0:10.2 | It's technically not my birthday, |
| 0:12.6 | but I am gonna say this, |
| 0:14.1 | before 2020, I was a different person. |
| 0:17.0 | Might I say a boy, a wee little laugh. |
| 0:19.4 | And then, while I escaped most years |
| 0:22.0 | without any sexual harassment, |
| 0:24.0 | the Chinese government paired with Fauci came together |
| 0:28.1 | and against my will, fucked me in the ass, |
| 0:30.6 | and I haven't been the same sense, |
| 0:31.9 | and that's what sexual trauma does to people. |
| 0:33.6 | It does. |
| 0:34.4 | They did do that, but it is also, that's very sad, |
| 0:37.0 | but it is also the birthday of two years to, |
| 0:39.9 | well, sorry, two weeks to slow the spread. |
| 0:41.7 | Don't you love that? |
| 0:42.6 | You're celebrating my trauma date, |
| 0:44.1 | which is kind of, okay, well, I wouldn't make light |
| 0:46.0 | of sexual trauma. |
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