4.9 • 996 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2022
⏱️ 101 minutes
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0:00.0 | What is surprising? |
0:02.4 | Is it going on holiday in Britain and it not raining every day? |
0:09.4 | Is it booking an Uber and being picked up by your grand? |
0:14.7 | Is it realising your cat has more friends than you? |
0:19.7 | Or is it finding the multi-award-winning American drama Mr. Robot to stream free on ITVX? |
0:26.0 | You be the judge ITVX, the UK's freshest streaming service. |
0:31.1 | Elijah has a story to tell you all today and it's a very good one. |
0:34.9 | And in fact, I might start it off and Elijah might jump in whenever he so desires to give you the ending to it. |
0:40.5 | He made an appointment at a clinic today, you see, because Elijah has a thing for vaccinations. |
0:46.2 | There is his favourite thing you could say in the entirety of the world. |
0:49.6 | You could say at this point, he in fact is a walking, talking sack of vaccination. |
0:54.9 | And so when he heard that you're up to the point where you have to get your fourth booster, |
0:59.6 | that it's incoming, it will in fact protect you, he could not wait to get down to the clinic. |
1:04.6 | Elijah, you were telling me about this, you walked in, you strolled over, |
1:08.8 | you grabbed the hand of the nurse of the assistant there and you said, give it to me now. |
1:13.2 | Yeah, and then she's like, yeah, you do have, you don't just have HIV or the AIDS. |
1:17.6 | And then I looked down, I was like, what? |
1:19.9 | And I was the wrong report by what wasn't me, somebody else. |
1:23.4 | So I was awkward. |
1:24.4 | I didn't end up having AIDS. |
1:25.7 | Thank God, I never thought I had it, but at least we've cleared the air. |
1:29.2 | I don't have AIDS. |
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