Happy Slapping and Chip Fat

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week Jason Manford was joined by comedians Laura Lexx and Steve Edge. They talked about things strangers do that make you want to slap them, like using your phone in the cinema, Jason also updated Steve on the last fortnight of news and they discussed the girls of Manchester and their apparent love of potatoes.

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The bird's ice steam-fresh range.
0:28.0	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason, Manford, absolute radio.
0:35.8	We're real music matters.
0:38.4	Laura Lex is my guest this morning.
0:40.4	Morning to Laura and Steve Edge as well.
0:43.0	Morning.
0:44.0	What a treat.
0:46.0	The Louis Armstrong.
0:47.0	It was like polar opposites then.
0:49.0	Like Laura is all like,
0:50.0	Morning.
0:51.0	It's like, they're nice jivey, you were like,
0:52.0	morning. It sounds like one of you's has got a baby and the other one hasn't.
0:55.7	The other one was like, morning.
0:59.1	Laura's like, morning.
1:01.7	The day is my own. I do whatever I want I'm actually going to a
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