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The Jason Manford Show

Giraffes? Utter myth.

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jason's joined by Hayley Ellis this week and they talk about the most boring things people have ever said and thanks to Edwina Currie... things that you don't believe because you haven't seen them, like those mythical giraffes!

Transcript

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0:00.0

As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.

0:07.0

Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.

0:14.0

Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin

0:18.0

as he softly whispered.

0:20.0

What would you prefer love?

0:22.0

Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals.

0:26.0

The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.

0:28.0

Goodness, that's steamy. Jason, Manford, Absolute Radio.

0:35.8

We're real music matters.

0:38.2

Good morning, Jason Manford on absolute radio.

0:40.9

I hope you very well this Sunday morning.

0:42.5

Haley Ellis is my guest today.

0:44.7

Good morning.

0:46.2

So if you're up and about this morning, 812.15 is the text.

0:50.0

Love to know what has dragged you out of bed.

0:53.0

This is Jason Manford.

0:58.0

This is absolute radio.

1:02.0

Where real music matters.

1:03.0

Haley Ellis is my guest today.

1:05.0

Hello.

1:06.0

Hello up here in Manchester.

1:08.0

I'm so ridiculously tired this morning.

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