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This is top light time machine I am Andy Dawson

I am Sam Dalaney. Good evening. We're doing this on Thursday evening. Is it Thursday? I think it is, isn't it? It's the day after boxing day. It's in the middle of, yeah, it's a day after boxing day. It's a 27th. I saw someone describe it as this this day or tomorrow as the perneum of the festive period.

It is the perneum, yeah. Like the perneum, it, like the perneumium it feels pointless if you treat it the right way it can actually be quite

pleasurable it can be spectacular but we're doing this on Thursday evening and we've let to be frank we've both got better things we'd rather be doing.

You've got Southampton versus West Ham coming on the telly later on.

I have got world strongest man which of course is one of the staples of Christmas TV

viewing. Peridium Viewing. Peranium Viewing. Yeah that starts that start four

minutes ago on channel five so I'm going to take that because you know if you

You know what this pereneum thing has got legs now you talk about it like we could

commercialize this we could trademark the per name.

There's Christmas and then there's new year.

Yeah.

And because no one until now has come up with a name for it.

Yeah.

People have sort of been in limbo but I'm sure there's ways that

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