Happy New Year! Now Stop.
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2016
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
"Happy New Year" the most beautiful thing to say to people -- for a week, so says Larry. Get a recap of Larry's holiday trip to New York City and the Jets game! Also, tune in to find out what a "Road to Perdition coat" is and if the whitefish escaped from Larry's hotel room. Now shut up and deal. http://LarryMillerShow.com
Quote of the week: "Boy, with a little help, he could get away!"
Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves New Year's Eve. |
| 0:42.0 | Hi folks I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and welcome back to the Larry Miller show, our first show of the new year, it's 2016, |
| 0:47.0 | but you know that, but it's worth thinking about it, it's worth planning for is it well maybe not but the point is it's |
| 0:56.8 | worth the discussion and boy there's so much to say first of all we're happy again. We are not on millaronia today |
| 1:05.7 | We were all on big fancy trips away from our island and away from our homes |
| 1:13.6 | And we are back at home now on the mainland and I just want to say it always feels great, but |
| 1:19.6 | it feels especially great to be doing our first show in 2016 and all the music makes |
| 1:26.1 | we feel happier than ever that's the Terry Baldwin Orchestra and the Amy Potter |
| 1:31.6 | dancers featuring boy tenor Jim Broderick asking the musical question |
| 1:36.8 | If time is money does that explain the change of seasons? |
| 1:49.7 | Well of seasons? Well, first of all, Jim, God bless you, that's a good joke and both the colonel and I really liked it. And that's no kidding. It's a good joke. I think it's good to say it's |
| 1:56.4 | frighteningly close to very very stupid but it hasn't gotten there yet and it's still a good joke. But it's close to |
| 2:05.0 | It's still a good joke, but it's close to stupid. In fact, it's so close |
| 2:07.1 | No other jokes can fit in |
| 2:09.5 | That's how close it is, but I'll tell you what that's what really good jokes mean sometimes. It's like the jokes you read about from well |
| 2:19.9 | vaudeville days a lot of the time or earlier than that shows in the old west where |
| 2:25.8 | fellows would come out as as comedians and do some well pretty close jokes like that and but I like it a lot if time is |
| 2:38.2 | money does that explain the change of seasons and I think the only thing to say is no no it doesn't it and it can't but |
| 2:51.8 | there's really no other explanation for it. Does that explain the change of seasons? |
| 2:58.8 | It's just a good word joke, Jim, and I'm glad you sent it in and I'm glad we're starting 2016 with it and I hope |
| 3:08.0 | Jim you only run into great jokes and send us a bunch more. |
| 3:13.5 | And you too folks because that's what we use. |
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