Happy New Year from Improvised Star Trek
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2013
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Here's to a happy 2014 to you all! In this bonus we look back on 2013 and remember some out favorite moments. Thanks for listening!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this is Captain Baxter, Matt Young of the Improvised Star Trek, and we're putting together |
| 0:05.9 | some of our favorite episodes and moments from this past year. |
| 0:12.2 | There were a lot of really fun episodes this year, so it's hard for me to pick a favorite. |
| 0:17.9 | I would have to say that Kaplan Order had a lot of fun discoveries in it, especially |
| 0:25.2 | finding out that you had to kiss each other to take the stand at the trial. |
| 0:31.2 | Tell the truth. I will. I would actually like to call myself as a witness. Sure. Tell the truth. All right. |
| 0:39.3 | Tell the truth. I will. You guys, I've had a lot of fun today. And then of course, |
| 0:44.8 | I mean Sally to prison, despite the fact that there hadn't been a murder, and she clearly |
| 0:49.9 | hadn't committed it. Well, there was a murder, but not the murder they thought. She definitely didn't do it. |
| 0:55.7 | You guys, I've had a lot of fun today. And Sally, I'm really sorry that you're probably going to go to |
| 1:00.4 | jail. But I didn't do it, and everybody knows it. Sally. Wow. Hi, I'm Sean Kelly, and I play Crick Watson, |
| 1:08.6 | and my favorite episode of Improvised Star Trek of 2013 was |
| 1:13.6 | a space modesty which is the episode where we do kind of a satire of social media. It's a lot of fun and I really enjoyed it. |
| 1:22.6 | I never thought I'd be the center of a meme, a social media, like, sensation. |
| 1:30.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.3 | I'm really excited about it. |
| 1:31.5 | Oh, it's actually spread into some sub memes like douchebag Pax's butt bumps. |
| 1:35.6 | They what? |
| 1:36.4 | Yeah, they take a picture of your butt bumps and then it's saying something really mean. |
| 1:39.7 | Like, I may be a butt bump, but at least I'm not an asshole. |
| 1:44.1 | First of all, that's technically inaccurate. |
| 1:46.6 | And second of all, I have a serious problem with people putting words in my butt. |
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