Now, from Hollywood, California, the whole capital of the world, the

blue-lay brothers, creatures of the night.

Hello, Uglies, and welcome to a special holiday-themed episode of the

Blue-lay Brothers Creatures of the Night.

We've been so busy with the Blue-lay Brothers Dracula that we fall in

behind in answering some of your listener mail, so in honor of the holidays we're

going to catch up on all of your questions.

Yes, just picture us like two crampus Santa things, sitting here by the fire,

roasting little children, and reading all of your letters, while we sift wine made

of jealous haters' tears. They really are so delicious.

Before we get started, we'd like to go ahead and welcome our own head elf and

company Bossy Bottom Ian Devogler. Ian, welcome to Crampus' workshop. Mama, my cramp

pussy is in the holiday moon!

So tell us, do you miss being in your thong and yelling at all the other elves

on post-production now that we're done with the show?

I got to say, you know, I filled a lot of stockings with Cole recently,

and I think I need a little bit of a break. Mama, this crampussy again.

I got to cover it up a little bit. A hoe does get cold.

It was so fun back in the day when we weren't working on the show when we were

doing nightlife events, and you'd be walking around in your thong and your boots.

Bitch and thoughts out left and right.

I mean, honestly, it makes me look forward to the tour because I'm like, okay,

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