Now from Hollywood, California, the whole capital of the world, the

blue-lay brothers, creatures of the night.

We are deep into the autumn season now and just on the cusp of winter.

And in my mind, you're all enjoying this foggy morning sitting by the fire in your oversized

sweaters, sipping hot cider and preparing a rustic meal made from farm fresh ingredients

that you grew yourself. You've just made love to a large muscle dim-witted lumberjack who

just dropped off a truckload of wood to your historic manner on the moor and you've given him a

kiss on the cheek and a pat on the ass as if to playfully chase him off your property. He really

can't get enough of me a candy. And in my mind, you're hungover sitting in your Hyundai accent,

chugging Starbucks stuck in traffic and wondering why your life is like this, just as you deserve.

That's brutal. That is not what I had in mind, but regardless wherever you are,

we welcome you to our haunted hearth house and home for this special episode.

Ooh, Jack is on something tonight. Always such a pleasure. Coming off of our season 4 recap,

part 1, and looking forward to part 2, we have some interim topics that we can touch on that are

very exciting that are coming into light as we approach the end of this year and launching into

2022. I think one of the highlights being the Dracula season 4 tours. Yes, very exciting. That has

now been announced. So we have announced our UK dates and now our US dates as well. Yeah, there are

so many stops in the UK, some of which we have visited before and I always look forward to the UK

stops because they're energy there and they're love of all things dark and Dracula is unparalleled.

But there are going to be some new dates too. And we're going to be in Edinburgh for the first time,

even though we've been there to visit the castle because Drac and I love Scotland. It's probably

one of the highlights of our time in the UK. We've never really performed in Edinburgh before. So

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