Happy HatesGiving-319-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2015

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Happy HatesGiving, MOMMY! As is tradition on this show we'll do our best to offend you for the holiday! Do you have an incurable neurological disorder? Is English not your first language? Do you not look like us? Do you live somewhere that isn't Los Angeles? Hopefully we hit you below the belt! The Persian Lady who has left Tina countless messages about the desert and sharia laws has, you guessed it, left MORE messages. What the hell is she saying in Farsi?!? We encourage you to EAT WHAT YOU WANT for Thanksgiving. Is turkey not your thing? Push back against the man and get a steak or a hot dog - whatever you desire, Mommy. PLUS we have audio of TINA SNORING (LOUDLY), a crazy escort talks about her "job" AND a HUGE announcement that involves Tommy and one of the greatest rappers of ALL TIME.

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0:00.0	Yo, thanksgiving week. I am thankful for my mommies.
0:28.0	All the little jeans out there who wear them so high and so tight.
0:34.0	Thank you. Thank you for listening to the show. We got some big news. Big announcements coming up.
0:41.0	Like chips in a bowl worthy. Oh yeah. Cats eating kibble.
0:45.0	Even more. I got a new one for you. Wow. So there's a lot going on.
0:49.0	Also, New Year's Eve. I'm doing the Brea Improv. I'm doing it the rest of that weekend too.
0:56.0	So come out to the Brea Improv. New years. And see me do shows. I think I have five or six shows there.
1:06.0	The full charge will be with me. It'll be a lot of fun. And then I've already I have some shows on sale for January.
1:15.0	Downtown Denver comedy works. Doing a number of shows there and a couple weeks later in L.A. people always ask me when you do an L.A. shows. I'm doing flappers.
1:27.0	Comedy club in Burbank, California. Those are all on sale. Compsigra.com. Go to the shows page.
1:39.0	James. Well, I am not performing until I pump this. Why what's your deal? What's your problem? Three weeks until this kid pops out of me.
1:48.0	Until then I am housebound more or less. But I do record that's deep row. So check that podcast out. That's deep row podcast.
1:55.0	Beautiful.
1:58.0	Oh, good.
1:59.0	I heard it. It kind of went. Right? Like it growled at you.
2:10.0	Wasn't good.
2:11.0	What can I predict your fart? Are we going to have to do I guess my brown in the middle of the show today?
2:17.0	We haven't even opened the show yet. Let's open it. Let's do it.
2:30.0	Let's do it.
2:59.0	Welcome to your househouse!
3:29.0	I just looked over, I caught you at a candid moment, like you were really feeling it, like you
3:43.8	were legit feeling it.
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