320-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2015

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Bond, Jeans Bond is the name or perhaps you're more familiar with Double 0 Denim as I'm known inside these walls. The mommies have a spectacular bonus clip of the new Bond movie and you are sure to love it. Plus is a white boy claiming to be a crip the real deal or is he frontin in a red hat? We have the Farsi voicemails translated, the lamest dude ever in porn and a call from Tommy's Uncle Bill You got that sauce, mane?

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0:00.0	It's very essential.
0:28.9	I'm Harrison Faudes. New Year's Eve. I don't know what you're doing, but if you're
0:35.8	in Brea, California or the surrounding area, I'm doing New Year's Eve at the Brea
0:41.8	Improv. I think you mean New Year's jeans. New Year's jeans, I'm there. I'm also there.
0:48.4	I believe the next couple nights. I think there's one show on Friday the first, two shows Saturday
0:54.8	January 2nd and one show January 3rd. Brea Improv all weekend long to ring in 2016. I can't
1:03.0	believe it's almost here. And I also have a couple other dates in January. Downtown Denver
1:10.7	comedy works. Tickets are already selling. I'm there. I believe January 13, 14, 15, 16.
1:18.1	That's the Downtown Club in Denver, Colorado. So get your tickets now for that. And then a couple
1:25.4	weeks later, people always ask me about Los Angeles doing shows here. I'm doing a full weekend of
1:30.2	shows at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, California. That is part of the greater Los Angeles area.
1:38.7	And I will be doing like I said, multiple shows there. They're on sale now. TomSagura.com.
1:49.2	Go to the shows page and you can get your tickets right now.
1:53.1	Jeans. The only date I'm doing is a due date. Most of all, you know, I'm saying, I'm trying to get
1:59.6	this baby out of my couch. Yeah. Listen to that steep road. That's deeproabhidecast.com.
2:05.1	I'm still doing that show in the show. I'm still around. I'm just not in the clubs. I think
2:11.2	people feel bad for me at this point. They shouldn't. You don't feel bad for you, right?
2:17.7	No. I'm just over it. I'm ready. I'm ready. Fucking ready.
2:24.0	Jeans, you're right. Yeah, I just got hot. Yeah, do you need a break? No. I think I'm okay.
2:28.9	Okay. I think I'm okay. You ready to do this show? Yeah. For sure. Let's party.
2:36.2	All right. Here we go. Stop either it was creaking again. Oh, it's random.
3:05.1	Don't bring anyone loving to this. No, I'm in the fucking stand. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
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