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Stiff Socks

Happy Endings

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2019

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon.

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0:00.0

Do you have like after fuck shame or does that not exist in your body?

0:04.5

Mm-hmm. You have to. Not shame, but it's just like I was horny.

0:09.7

Right. You're just like, well, I usually feel that when it's like somebody that's like an ex or somebody

0:14.0

I was like, I told myself I was gonna stop talking to her. Right. And then you're like, ah,

0:18.4

I invited her over last night, didn't I? She. Yeah, that's all like my my normal thing that I will not do or try.

0:26.2

You just drop skittles all around. I'm sorry. Dude.

0:30.0

No, that's what I'm gonna say.

0:31.2

Right. No. The number one thing that I cannot stand doing and try to be really

0:36.5

cognizant of not doing it is like playing with emotions in any capacity like any capacity like

0:42.3

like that whole like tax in your ex and like an ex that you like you know still has feelings for you

0:47.2

and like your horn is you taxer and then you know. I mean like that. Yeah, but alcohols like bitch

0:50.9

that's going to change tonight. What is it? What does alcohol I don't get it.

0:56.2

It's like numbers in a bison, but also like what the fuck?

0:59.2

Because you got like a chamber of emotions that you locked away and you put in a back file

1:02.4

camera. You know what? That chapter my life is done. Then alcohols are running through that

1:06.0

cabinet like, hey, y'all remember these memories? Yo, time to text yo girl Melissa. And I'm like,

1:11.7

I should text my girl Melissa. Yeah, you you you think it's fine. You don't you forget all the

1:16.4

reasons why you dude, you ever like been hooking up with girl for like for a while and then you like

1:21.6

there's a certain sexual experience. You're like, all right, I'm just I'm like sort of turned off.

1:24.8

I don't really want to do that anymore. So you close that chapter of life. And then you don't have

1:29.0

sex in a flick a few weeks, three weeks and you forget why you don't want to have sex in

1:33.6

anymore and then you text them and you have sex in them that time and you're like, oh, this is why?

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