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Stiff Socks

46: Sex at 94

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode*

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0:00.0

This is like off stop you ever a fucking a stuffed animal when you were like younger what

0:05.4

Me either

0:09.4

Almost a cockadoodle dude. That's the wrong animal cockadoo is not the right answer

0:14.8

What's what's a cockadoo is a rooster that's every morning, but what what a trick is to go go go go go go

0:22.1

See that's a good turkey good. It's not bad. You guys want here again short

0:25.3

It yeah, it's weird. It sounds like somebody's drowning, but sped up

0:31.8

Doesn't it a little bit yeah

0:35.8

I can't believe we raise those things and they like they think they're fine

0:39.9

Yeah, oh, I have nice owners and then on November whatever the fuck we slaughter all of them

0:45.4

Yeah, also like what do they do the rest of the year?

0:47.8

Like I feel like nobody talks about Turkey's ever and then all of a sudden they pop up like hey guys

0:52.0

It's also again, and then like yeah, you don't want to be on the spot right now. Let's just share the pistol

0:57.4

Good do you think they didn't get shot like that right turkeys are ugly birds. I would shoot one

1:02.8

I know you're not supposed to and you're supposed to be more humane about it

1:06.6

How how do they do it? I don't know I don't like looking all that stuff. I've ever seen those documentaries like

1:12.6

I was sausage is made. I can't I saw one of the other days like how chicken wings are made

1:17.4

I was like yeah, but these aren't the chicken wings I'm eating and it's like oh for sure

1:21.3

Dude, I've seen like they there's these chicken companies like we'll make like the curate chickens with no heads

1:27.1

Oh, they said a curate chicken

1:30.1

Picture just a chicken machine. I saw a video of how McDonald's chicken nuggets are made. No, it's a worst thing I've ever seen in my life

1:36.6

What is it?

1:37.6

Draw it literally looks like cement makes with like a little bit of hubba baba

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