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🗓️ 27 November 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode*
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0:00.0 | This is like off stop you ever a fucking a stuffed animal when you were like younger what |
0:05.4 | Me either |
0:09.4 | Almost a cockadoodle dude. That's the wrong animal cockadoo is not the right answer |
0:14.8 | What's what's a cockadoo is a rooster that's every morning, but what what a trick is to go go go go go go |
0:22.1 | See that's a good turkey good. It's not bad. You guys want here again short |
0:25.3 | It yeah, it's weird. It sounds like somebody's drowning, but sped up |
0:31.8 | Doesn't it a little bit yeah |
0:35.8 | I can't believe we raise those things and they like they think they're fine |
0:39.9 | Yeah, oh, I have nice owners and then on November whatever the fuck we slaughter all of them |
0:45.4 | Yeah, also like what do they do the rest of the year? |
0:47.8 | Like I feel like nobody talks about Turkey's ever and then all of a sudden they pop up like hey guys |
0:52.0 | It's also again, and then like yeah, you don't want to be on the spot right now. Let's just share the pistol |
0:57.4 | Good do you think they didn't get shot like that right turkeys are ugly birds. I would shoot one |
1:02.8 | I know you're not supposed to and you're supposed to be more humane about it |
1:06.6 | How how do they do it? I don't know I don't like looking all that stuff. I've ever seen those documentaries like |
1:12.6 | I was sausage is made. I can't I saw one of the other days like how chicken wings are made |
1:17.4 | I was like yeah, but these aren't the chicken wings I'm eating and it's like oh for sure |
1:21.3 | Dude, I've seen like they there's these chicken companies like we'll make like the curate chickens with no heads |
1:27.1 | Oh, they said a curate chicken |
1:30.1 | Picture just a chicken machine. I saw a video of how McDonald's chicken nuggets are made. No, it's a worst thing I've ever seen in my life |
1:36.6 | What is it? |
1:37.6 | Draw it literally looks like cement makes with like a little bit of hubba baba |
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