Oh, it's a turkey. No, it's a... it's a jack-key. Oh my god! It's already... I was made to be a turkey.

And I'm the man that took their land on the pillow. No!

We hate you, Pilgrim. We all hate you, Pilgrim. Although I gotta say buckles on the shoes, still looking cute.

Still looking pretty cool. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Of course, the network.

Henry took a little time away from giving us our weekly whippings and our beading and let it say,

hey, why don't you take one week off from constantly putting out content? So we're taking them up on it.

Yeah, we're just mashing our potatoes instead. And I don't mean my breasts.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Usually what people mean when they say they're mashing their potatoes.

So we wanted to just get bring back an oldie but a goodie for you guys this week.

So you guys have a chunk of something. We are replaying the episode after we all saw cats.

One of my favorite episodes I've ever done on the podcast, Jackie.

I have never screamed like this before. I have not screamed like this since.

And this has been quite a year.

So you know what? We started all of this bullshit with cats and definitely cats is the reason.

They were the harbinger of doom.

And now they are the harbinger of...

Poon? I don't know. That's all the only word I can think of.

Look, either way. This is, yes, this is episode we've played before. We're playing it again.

Also though, if you want some more content, Jackie is actually still pumping out Twilight content this week.

Over on the Patreon page, patreon.com-forward-slash-page- of a podcast. Either way, please enjoy.

And then we hope you have a wonderful, wonderful holiday.

And we'll be back next week with more general gaffaws about the state of celebrity culture.

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