Hey there, Jen here, and this is a happy bit. I have a story for you. As you know, my daughter,

Cora, who is three, cut her hair maybe about six weeks ago. It was horrific. We had no choice

but to shave it. It was that or a mullet. So that was devastating. And then maybe a few days

after that, she was playing outside with a little girl in our devastating. And then maybe a few days after that, she was playing outside with a little

girl in our neighborhood. And they had a dog, a black lab, Cora threw the ball. The dog brought

the ball back. And Cora turned abruptly and crashed right into this gnarly old tree trunk. And it

split her eyebrow. So she had to get stitches. Well, Gora is a person who

loves to use her hands. She touches everything and gets into everything. So she ended up picking

the stitches in her eyebrow. So we put on a bandage. And, you know, it's already sad enough. She's

bald and then she has the stitches and she used to be so cute and the whole house

sad, right? And she's my last child. So of course I want her to be really cute. Don't get me wrong.

She's still cute, but just in a different way. She picked the stitches. We put on the bandage and then

the next day her skin had reacted to the bandage with a rash on both sides. Her little fingers back to action

picking the rash. So she had the stitches and little sores that she kept picking. And this went on for

weeks and we kept saying, Cora, you can't touch it. If you stop touching it, we'll go to

the water park. If you don't touch it, we're going to go to Chuckie Cheese. We thought of everything.

And sure enough, she would wake up the next day with a little bit of blood. She had touched it and

it was never going to heal. So we practically gave up, but we just kept thinking and talking about it.

And it occurred to us that, it occurred to me actually, hey, I've heard of people duct taping

diapers onto their kids, especially for those kids who get their diapers off and get poop

everywhere. Well, it happens. Those of you who don't have kids, it does happen. So I thought, okay, let's tape some mittens on her at night. Well, it happens. Those of you who don't have kids, it does happen.

So I thought, okay, let's tape some mittens on her at night. We'll duct tape them around her wrists,

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