Haoui Montaug

Y'all Ever

Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Montaug was known for being a doorman. Literally. He was history’s most famous doorman. He much more than that too — a staple of the NYC club scene in every way — but tragically ended his life at a party he threw in 1991. Hampton and Dave discuss him, his incredible life, and how bad they both feel right now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey folks, this is Hampton here. I know that Dave and I tend to joke a lot about suicide and make a lot of
0:06.3	lighthearted jokes, but honestly, if you're having any sort of trouble, we would recommend that you
0:10.5	call 1-800-273 talk. It's the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, and they do amazing work.
0:16.9	They really will talk with you. And so we just hope that, you know, you have fun here at the pod,
0:23.4	but if you're ever having truly deep suicidal thoughts
0:26.9	that you would call 1-800-273 talk.
0:30.0	We love you.
0:31.0	We want you to take care of yourself.
0:32.9	Thank you for listening.
1:00.0	You know, just. for listening. They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone when I don't want to go.
1:05.0	That's how you get sick, dude. Please stop putting the microphones directly down your esophagus.
1:10.0	Up your anus and esophagus.
1:13.1	Asofa anus.
1:14.7	It's one tube.
1:16.2	I got a clogged asophanus.
1:19.2	Dave's a worm.
1:21.2	You got one tube.
1:22.3	Hell yeah.
1:22.7	If you cut me in half, you got two Dave's now.
1:25.3	Oh, damn it.
1:26.5	Yeah.
1:26.9	No, it's good. No. I don't now. Oh, damn it. No, it's good.
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