Hantavirus, UFO Disclosure and Kamikaze Dolphins | Conspiracy Christmas
Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters
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🗓️ 9 May 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: Dylan recovering from baby aids and a near-lethal arugula overdose, the UFC stealing the name "Deep Waters" from us with zero shame, Tom Steyer being the most milquetoast $2.6 billion human alive, Sarah Paulson showing up to the Met Gala with a dollar bill taped to her eyes, the final boss of woke arriving as a black queer trans quadriplegic with cerebral palsy, Cash Patel announcing UFO files are coming and pastors being secretly briefed for Project Blue Beam, Scott Pressler's resurfaced "explore talent" thirst trap photos, the hantavirus cruise outbreak and 323 vials of deadly virus going "missing" from an Australian bio lab, Sam claiming he invented ass eating in 1978, Yellowstone grizzly mauling on local news, data centers rebranded as "Chip Cities," Kevin O'Leary lying about the Stratus Project being green, Span installing chips directly into the walls of new homes confirming Matrix theory, Marco Rubio explaining the Iran war goal is reopening the Strait of Hormuz we forced closed, Iranian "kamikaze dolphins" as the most obvious projection psyop ever, MTG claiming Trump texted her that her son deserves to die, Chinese courts banning AI layoffs while America hurtles toward UBI, Epstein's haiku-style suicide note ("No fun. Not worth it."), the House reauthorizing warrantless FISA 235-191, and a serious pitch to crowdfund ThroatGoat.com via Shalom Bananas merch sales. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.
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| 0:29.8 | oh all i'll defeat it baby aids uh lands in the topsoil but it doesn't get any further than that |
| 0:35.6 | hantavirus it's going to take you out. Okay. Can we make a bet? How much? You tell me, dude. Oh, Jesus. You know, I had Chipotle before here. You did? Dude, I've been eating ass since 1978. Do you think I'm afraid of Hanta virus? Well, you haven't been eating rat ass. |
| 0:55.3 | Yeah, but it doesn't matter. |
| 0:56.6 | I'm in it. |
| 0:57.7 | I'm vented ass eating. |
| 0:59.3 | I never get credit for it. |
| 1:01.0 | By one person that will admit they ate ass before the year in 1978, it doesn't exist. |
| 1:08.6 | Welcome to Deep Waters |
| 1:11.3 | Where are you going right now? |
| 1:15.5 | And they crank the 5G up |
| 1:17.1 | And then we just all get |
| 1:18.2 | Shaking and bake in microwave |
| 1:20.3 | I love it |
| 1:22.8 | I didn't say that you absolute moron |
| 1:25.5 | There was no dying source Those arehulam giants from the Bible. |
| 1:29.3 | And Lucifer is in the Vatican? |
| 1:31.3 | Yes. |
| 1:32.3 | Oh, okay, got it. |
| 1:33.3 | I think space is probably like... |
| 1:35.3 | Just a giant liquid. |
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