America is Up For Sale
Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters
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4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2026
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and the desperate push to dethrone the kosher villa hik…Sam and Dylan are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and the desperate push to dethrone the kosher villa hiking show in the top spot, the UFC openly stealing the name "Deep Waters" from us, the Tupac death BMW going up for $1.75 million and the question of whether bullet holes attract better hookers, the roast of Kevin Hart on Netflix and Dylan's progressive titties getting flared up over Shane Gillis's bonsai tree joke, Sam's airtight doctrine that one mile of accumulated BBC unlocks the N-word pass, Chud the Builder getting completely exhumed by his black trans ex on camera in the greatest "every allegation is a confession" reveal of the year, the Mayor of Arcadia turning out to be a Chinese spy and Sam volunteering to stack Peter Thiel under the guillotine with her, Doctor Jin and the fancy whiteboard explaining we're already in a war of attrition, the $1 trillion Trump–Xi investment deal, Trump telling a reporter "you are not a smart person" while doubling the size of the ballroom and pretending it's still under budget, the Tunguska Event of 1908 with no crater, no deaths, no scorching, and the early Russian anti-gravity weapon theory, the perfect bathroom-acoustics Gandalf "You shall not pass" guy as proof we are blessed to live in the post-Lord of the Rings era, Fetterman defending lab meat on Bill Maher in a hoodie, Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano fifteen years too late, and the leaked NFL gold-digger playbook teaching little sisters how to lock down a tall chocolate one through throat spray and complete integration. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.
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| 0:28.7 | i double the size of it you dumb person you double the size you are you are not a smart |
| 0:37.2 | person and then we get to the next clip so so he's just having a field day. What if he said that only because he watched the Roses? And he's like, Shane Gillis lets it fly. Why can't I let it fly? Yeah, he's just trying to let it fly. They had so much fun up there. He's like, he's going to say some shit. Why can't I have fun? |
| 0:56.4 | It's always war, war, war. |
| 0:58.2 | Tariffs, tariffs, tariffs. |
| 0:59.6 | It's Roslinger. |
| 1:01.0 | You're a dumb person. |
| 1:02.4 | Oh! |
| 1:09.0 | Welcome to Deepwater. |
| 1:11.6 | Where are you going right now? |
| 1:13.6 | They crank the 5G up and then we just all get shaking and bake in microwave. |
| 1:18.6 | I love it. |
| 1:20.6 | I didn't say that, you absolute moron. |
| 1:23.6 | There was no dinosaur. |
| 1:25.6 | Those were Nephilim giants from the Bible. |
| 1:27.9 | And Lucifer is in the Vatican? |
| 1:29.7 | Yes. |
| 1:30.2 | Oh, okay, got it. |
| 1:31.4 | I think space is probably like just a giant liquid. |
| 1:35.8 | Build it up, feel the well, when it's about the collapse, release the gaze. |
| 1:40.0 | Are you going to get the jab? |
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