The following podcast is a very special episode of the Bitch Bible

Podcast. We're going to talk about my Hanukkah party, my friend getting in a slight

pickle at a local mall, not me, a friend obviously, and we're going to do a gift guide so buckle up butter cup it's a Hanukkah miracle

nothing says the holidays and spreading fallala la Joy, then fighting with your husband over your

music career.

It was never my intention to be a one-hit wonder, but let me just give you a little

back history. Okay, so every year I give you a little back history.

Okay, so every year, I throw a Hanukkah party.

And, you know, it started probably around COVID, small family,

and then it's kind of morphed into like my closest friends and then you know give a girl to

martinis and I'll start inviting people off the street. So this year I had a teenies and wannies kind of like a redneck Hanukkah party but like fancy. I like

juxtapositions okay this year for my birthday I am doing a Kirkland

Katore wine pairing dinner party. It came to me in the midnight hour and

we're only serving obviously Kirkland appetizers and then

I'm going to get a Somalier to do wine pairings and then it's going to be black tie.

So, you know, highs and lows, that's kind of my vibe this year as far as parties also for Clyde's first

birthday I'm definitely doing a fraternity themed party and there will definitely

be Jello wrestling and like Craigslist models in bikinis with their tits out and like water guns of

tequila. So you know that's just like something I'm I'm brainstorming. But anyways.

So my thought this year was a teenies and weenies, Hanukah themed Extravagansa.

So I wanted, you know, martinis by the bucket load, you know, beautiful.

I was very upset because I ordered a shit ton of martini glasses

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