What is up Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy.

Hannah Burner, welcome back to Call Her Daddy.

This is incredible because you did not have to have me back.

Bitch, you did not have to.

I was just thinking about this. I think you, Lauren, and Harry are like the most reoccurring gas I've ever had on Collar Daddy. I've never had. Well, that was my only goal in life. I know. I know. I know, I was to be a regular uncollar daddy. And I was like, but this. I do have to say it feels like a family reunion whenever I come on. I know. Everybody that's not watching.

So Hannah texted me and she told me that she wanted to give me a heads up that she would be wearing jorts. Out of respect. Out of respect to which I said thank you because that does shift the energy. Completely. I'm going to be honest. When I think of jorts for women, I think of jorts that are just

like kind of the color of like my jeans. Like what's like Stasi wearing like hot cute jorts.

Yes. Yeah, we didn't go that direction. You walked in. I said these more look more like

floods where like your pants are literally just like too short for you. I look like I stole a kid's

pants and put them on.

But Hannah, I'm going to have to get a video of you because, to be fair, do you guys have video on this pod? Fuck you. This is the camera. I love how I like thought for five seconds you're being serious. I was like, yeah, wait, look into the camera. Well, also, this is a thing about me that I learned in college, I have a long torso and nubby legs. I didn't know that. I didn't know I had short

legs until someone told me and then my whole Well, also, this is a thing about me that I learned in college. I have a long torso and nubby legs.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know I had short legs until someone told me. And then my whole world shifted. Who the fuck told you, you short legs? Someone who was jealous in my long torso, because it goes on forever. And I've learned to embrace it a la Britney Spears. Wait, was it a woman or a man? It was definitely like one of my

good friends who was like, well, Hannah has a long torso? And I go, has everyone been talking about

my torso for years and no one told me? That's like when I was in college and the girl told me that everyone was talking about my banana roll under my butt. Do you know what a banana roll is, Hannah? No, and I don't want to know because now I'm going to be paranoid about what a banana roll is. It sounds cute. No, I only have one cheek. It's just

like a little extra fat under the lip of your butt cheek and they would talk about how I have a banana roll. So then, of course, in my most insecure days when I got to New York City, I remember I went to a surgeon and asked, is there a way to remove this little chubba? You go, during a dark time. during a really dark time, I went to this woman

and I asked her, can you slice it off?

And she was like, sweetie, it is not a big deal.

A banana roll is one of those things a dark time. During a really dark time, I went to this woman and I asked her, can you slice it off?

And she's like, sweetie, it is not a big deal. A banana roll is one of those things that is girl on girl crime. No man has ever been like, whoa, I'm not fucking that girl. She got that banana roll thing. Thank you, Hannah, because you know what? More to love. A little extra, oh. It's just like a labia, an extra big labia.

Yeah, yes!

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