Handsome Canyon

Are You My Podcast?

Sarah Colonna & Mary Radzinski

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4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Sarah and Mary talk some Love on the Spectrum, a whole bunch of Ransom Canyon, Sarah tells a hilarious story about her move to Los Angeles in a Mustang towing a U-Haul, more. Join us on Patreon for more of the inner sanctum with Sarah and Mary.

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0:00.0	Are you my podcast? Are you my podcast? Are you my podcast? Are you my podcast? Are you my podcast?
0:10.3	Are you my podcast? Are you my podcast? Are you my podcast? Sarah Colona, it's podcast day again. How are you? I'm good. How are you?
0:28.1	Great. It's great. You're not, though. I know. It's not great, guys. She's got allergy problems, right?
0:35.7	Yeah, I do. I do. And we could talk about where you and everyone else
0:41.1	thinks my eye problem, or not you, but your husband thinks my eye problem stems from. Yeah,
0:46.3	my allergies are bad, y'all. I hope everybody listening is not dealing with the allergy issues
0:53.1	that I am. But if you are, it would kind of make
0:54.8	me, misery loves company. Misery does love company. What is so you got you a little conjunctivitis?
1:01.6	Got a little conjunctivitis, basically pink eye. And no, I was not fingering my asshole and then
1:07.9	rubbing my eyes contrary to popular belief. That is my usual go-to.
1:14.1	John thought that maybe Marks sat on your face. He said, that's the only way you got it.
1:18.1	Oh, yeah.
1:18.6	It's not being on your face. We did reverse cow, reverse cowboy 69. Cheeks to eyes.
1:34.3	Inspired by Ransom Canyon. quite actually quite possibly but uh yeah no just lot lots of stuff lots of stuff going around in my and and i think um i'm sure it didn't
1:39.8	help with with touching my eyes but like we were outside a lot was it's also been very windy gotten a lot of things in my eyes, but like we were outside a lot.
1:49.6	It's also been very windy, gotten a lot of things in my eyes, even with sunglasses.
1:52.7	I'm just, I'm precious, Sarah.
1:54.3	You really are precious.
1:54.8	You too.
1:56.2	You need to be wrapped in bubble.
1:57.0	I know. And taken outside.
1:58.4	You need to be like bubble boy.
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