Handshakes and Business Cards

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Oh hello! Put 'er there friend! What's that? You need to learn about manners? Here, take our card! We're in the etiquette teaching business! This week is all about handshakes and business cards. How hard do you need to shake a hand? What's the deal with weird shaped business cards? When is it ok to hand out cards? What do you do when you're supposed to shake hands with someone who is ill? What if you've got sweaty palms? What about if you're visiting another country? All this and more! Enjoy and don't forget to tell a friend!

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0:00.0	Put her there, Theresa?
0:02.0	Put what there?
0:03.0	Your Schmanners! Hello internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.
0:26.0	And I'm your wife host, Theresa Mcroy.
0:28.0	And you're listening to Schmanners.
0:30.0	It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions.
0:33.6	Hello, Theresa.
0:34.8	Hello, Travis.
0:35.7	Thank you for joining me here at the microphones.
0:38.2	But of course.
0:39.2	I'm honored for you to be there. Oh, what the people at home can't see is this entire time I'm just
0:45.6	shaking Teresa's hand. Like I'm doing the two-handed I went for the grab.
0:50.5	Violently and roughly shaking my hand. I am going to pull one of her
0:54.7	shoulders out of its socket. He's going to knock my brainless. Just shake shake
0:58.4	sineora. Because this week we're talking about handshakes and business cards.
1:06.2	Two things that as we were discussing topics I felt went kind of no pun intended hand
1:11.1	in hand. But I'm ching.
1:12.8	I really didn't mean that pun.
1:14.2	I feel like when I say no pun intended, nobody believes me.
1:18.2	It's because of our past experiences with you.
1:20.9	I mean, that's, listen, I haven't earned the right to say no pun intended. I get that. But I'm
1:28.2	interested because this is one of those things where I I have both shook hands and had numerous business cards but I know nothing about it.
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