Hey Theresa, I bet an episode on Casino etiquette would be pretty good.

I'd say that's a pretty safe bet.

It's Schmannners! Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife

host Teresa McElroy. And you are listening to Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions. Oh, Boise, I am excited. I am, I'm all a Twitter. I'm all a buzz to talk about this episode I've been

researching gambling all morning I am a big fan a big fan of casinos big fan of

gambling perhaps sometimes too big a fan, some might say.

Perhaps.

The gambling, all those bright lights,

bright lights sitting on a semisoule on fire.

Now, I don't want any of our listeners to be confused.

Travis, you do not have a gambling problem.

I do not.

I have just in general impulse control issues.

That's my general A-D-D- issues.

It has nothing to do with gambling specifically.

But you do enjoy the atmosphere that surrounds gambling.

Yeah, that's the thing.

It's like I don't fake, even if it's just like fake,

you know, like I remember my college dorm,

like the whole like dorm did like a fake casino night with like fake money and everything and like that's the same to me because I just like I like the math and statistics and all of the like excitement.

It's the thrill of the game.

Yeah, it's the closest you get to like a super nerdy sport,

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