Handjobs from Ursula

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2020

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high in class, when your dick falls out during sex, pinch-runners for fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut.

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0:00.0	With easy jet flights to Europe from 32.991 way and package holidays from 309 pounds per person,
0:07.0	you're almost there. Waves gently lapping on sparkling sand.
0:11.5	The crunch of a fresh buttery quassant, cappuccino froth brushing your nose.
0:16.5	Wiggling your toes at the edge of the sea.
0:19.0	Book your summer getaway now at easyjet.com. Selected seats fly between 30 of May to 30 of September 23.
0:25.0	Selected holidays up to 31 of October 23 based on two adults for seven nights at all protected T-Sensees Applied.
0:30.0	What do you bang Ursula?
0:32.0	For what?
0:33.0	Just because?
0:34.0	What? For what?
0:36.0	For money, just to have a good...
0:39.0	Ursula!
0:40.0	Yeah, to be watching you.
0:42.0	Ursula.
0:43.0	Do you remember the movie?
0:45.0	Yeah, she probably got stooped top there.
0:48.0	I mean, come on.
0:52.0	You don't think...
0:54.0	Why do you think she's so blue? She's getting a whole new breath, baby boy.
0:57.0	Top game of vacuilit.
0:59.0	That is true!
1:01.0	That's true.
	...

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