70: My Dog Ate My Condom

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.

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0:00.0	Everyone screaming at me you want to fuck your mom, baby?
0:02.0	That episode I know that I want to fuck my mom. I don't want to fuck your mom, you know
0:06.7	I'm just trying to clarify and insane sense
0:11.0	This is 70 how did you enjoy episode 69 did you like it? I really enjoyed it, you know 69 guys will we live?
0:19.2	Well, yeah, we're live gave live yeah, yeah hell yeah, I knew it. Yeah, uh you
0:24.8	You were what what the hell you just said to me like five minutes ago? Oh
0:28.8	Shit, okay
0:30.8	All right, I think we're talking about it. Yeah, okay, so I had a girl over and
0:37.8	We done we done we done did
0:40.5	Sue
0:42.9	elaborate fucking
0:46.5	We did we did nothing yeah, we made some minestrone soup and
0:52.6	And I use protection cuz I'm a fucking good boy dude, you know these little condoms
0:57.9	Magnum no regular regular con
1:02.5	Finished and I don't know what y'all do with your condoms when you're done. I sort of take them off in the freezer
1:08.3	I'm gonna stop my story
1:11.2	You make
1:13.2	In the future my nuts don't be working so you gotta
1:16.0	Nah, you save is it come on now that's hilarious. I'll tell you what if I fuck the NBA all star. I'm saving as shit
1:23.2	You heard you some people yeah, they do they do they do the shit of the trash, yeah
1:28.1	How do you get it in there you take it with your
1:32.1	You can tie it to your two feet and you have somebody pull it up and just shoot like a carnival game
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