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Stiff Socks

70: My Dog Ate My Condom

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.

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0:00.0

Everyone screaming at me you want to fuck your mom, baby?

0:02.0

That episode I know that I want to fuck my mom. I don't want to fuck your mom, you know

0:06.7

I'm just trying to clarify and insane sense

0:11.0

This is 70 how did you enjoy episode 69 did you like it? I really enjoyed it, you know 69 guys will we live?

0:19.2

Well, yeah, we're live gave live yeah, yeah hell yeah, I knew it. Yeah, uh you

0:24.8

You were what what the hell you just said to me like five minutes ago? Oh

0:28.8

Shit, okay

0:30.8

All right, I think we're talking about it. Yeah, okay, so I had a girl over and

0:37.8

We done we done we done did

0:40.5

Sue

0:42.9

elaborate fucking

0:46.5

We did we did nothing yeah, we made some minestrone soup and

0:52.6

And I use protection cuz I'm a fucking good boy dude, you know these little condoms

0:57.9

Magnum no regular regular con

1:02.5

Finished and I don't know what y'all do with your condoms when you're done. I sort of take them off in the freezer

1:08.3

I'm gonna stop my story

1:11.2

You make

1:13.2

In the future my nuts don't be working so you gotta

1:16.0

Nah, you save is it come on now that's hilarious. I'll tell you what if I fuck the NBA all star. I'm saving as shit

1:23.2

You heard you some people yeah, they do they do they do the shit of the trash, yeah

1:28.1

How do you get it in there you take it with your

1:32.1

You can tie it to your two feet and you have somebody pull it up and just shoot like a carnival game

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