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The 93x morning show.

Ninety-three.

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Yes, my friends.

Yes, we can all embrace the horrors of Monday morning together. Welcome to the

Half-Ass Morning Show. I think if we're united, we stand a chance to see our way through.

Good to see you there, Josh. Nice to see you as well. Dance with me, Josh. I'm not much of a dancer.

When was the last time we danced? Get up, hold me close, and dance with me.

I'm trying to think of the last time we danced. I don't know why I'm saying these things to you.

I don't know. I'm here for you though. You said we need to do this together. If you guys want.

I know you're always here for me. And now I'm, I, it was all nonsense. Me shouting at you about dancing with me.

I got excited.

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