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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2024

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Originally Aired March 29, 2024: Adult film star Jordan Maxx is leaving us for LA. Dad Fights 164: The State Trivia Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an air dryer up your butt.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. A. A. X-ass morning show. 90, 3 Earth.
0:25.0	All right Easter Bonnie auditions.
0:28.0	First up, Liam Neeson.
0:30.0	There comes Peter Cottontail.
0:32.0	Easter is on his way.
0:34.0	This time, why don't we keep it light.
0:36.0	Remember, it's for children and he's a bunny.
0:39.0	Eggs aren't the only thing that will be dying tonight.
0:42.0	Well, um, thanks for coming in, we'll give you a call.
0:46.0	The only thing that makes me realize that Easter comes along is that the Cadbury Cream Egg rears its ugly head yet again.
0:52.0	I don't know how that got pitched. There have to be like
0:54.4	candy executives that pitch candy. Chad's got the idea. What do you got for
0:58.6	Easter, Chad? Chocolate egg. There's something inside it. Boom. All right.
1:03.0	And they're like, all right, awesome, Chad. What's inside it?
1:05.2	Chocolate? No, butterscotch? No?
1:07.2	No.
1:08.2	It's a sugary yolk.
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