April Fools' Day

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 1, 2024: Hollywood's greatest nude scenes. Divorce registries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating at a convenience store.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.7	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90. 93.
0:24.0	Earth.
0:25.0	April Fool's Day.
0:28.0	Yeah, to be careful.
0:30.0	April Fool mother.
0:31.0	April Fool mother. April Fool! If you're one of the millions of people addicted to April Fool's Day pranks,
0:38.0	Help has arrived at the April Fool's Day treatment center.
0:41.0	I will not cover toilet seats with saran wrap.
0:45.0	Call today for a free evaluation.
0:47.2	I will not call the airport and Paige Michael Hunt.
0:50.8	Look for Wiley scattered hijinks followed by sudden office pranks.
0:54.0	There will be increased tomfoolery with a slight chance of untied shoelaces,
0:58.0	chance of sitting on a toilet that's been wrapped in cellophane.
1:01.0	80% Happy April Fool's Day.
1:04.5	And remember, trust no one.
1:06.4	Ha, April Fool's.
1:08.4	Start the show.
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