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Good Morning, Sodomites!

"HAND JOBS" with GREGORY SANTOS

Good Morning, Sodomites!

Zach Noe Towers

Comedy

4.9535 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

You may know Gregory Santos from COUNTLESS commercials and TV shows, but did you know he and his bestie were both present at the losing of the others virginity?!? 


Follow Gregory on IG: @GregMSantos


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, Sadamites. It's me, your host, Zach Nooy Towers, and this is a podcast about sex.

0:08.1

Oh, a little bit about sadami. I am recording this in the fetal position on my bed.

0:16.2

Not really, but I am laying in my bed because it has been a fucking week like a really intense roller coaster

0:23.4

I don't know if anybody else has had that I don't know if mercury's in retrograde um I don't know

0:28.3

if I've ever believed that but if something is going on it makes sense um oh god uh how do I even

0:35.5

let's just fly through my week as fast as I possibly can't.

0:38.8

Okay, I had a COVID scare.

0:42.6

I basically watch Rupal's Drag Race with four guy friends.

0:47.9

Two are roommates, two are married.

0:50.1

Two of them have had COVID.

0:53.0

All four of them have either partially or fully been vaccinated.

0:57.5

And the host of the evening test positive for COVID. And then everyone else who was there got

1:05.0

sick, except for me. They all apparently got COVID again and I keep testing negative, um, for it. And I also just got my

1:16.5

first dose of the vaccine. And I know that doesn't mean anything. I know you can still get it and,

1:20.7

and, um, uh, give it to other people. So I am still honestly being safe. But I guess I'm still going to be on

1:29.7

high alert. So don't cancel me for watching drag race with four friends. But I just think it's

1:37.1

incredible that I didn't get it. Like this is more story about me being absolutely invincible.

1:44.0

I read somewhere that people with type O blood type

1:48.5

are less likely to get COVID. And by researched, I do mean I read like a couple headlines when I

1:59.5

googled that information.

2:02.6

What else happened?

2:04.8

Oh my God.

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