This is Talk Radio across the UK, online, on DAB and on your smart speaker, the Independent Republic of Mike Graham, on Talk Radio. Well, what can you say?

Do you know about the hugging rules?

You're not supposed to hug anybody.

Do you know about the fraternization rules? You're not supposed to hug anybody. Do you know about the fraternisation rules?

You're not supposed to fraternise anybody.

Do you know about all the rules that were set out by Matt Hancock

in the Department of Health in the United Kingdom government,

in which it said that on May the 6th,

you weren't actually supposed to be doing very much of anything.

You certainly shouldn't have been in an office, which is owned by the government, actually in an

embrace with somebody else's wife. Quite a passionate embrace, it has to be said. I'm not entirely

certain what exactly Matt Hancock thinks that he is doing. They said you weren't supposed to have

social mixing with people from other households.

They said you were supposed to flatten the curve, Mr Hancock.

Did you not get the email?

Mrs Hancock this morning is practicing her own version of social distancing from her husband.

Matt has scuttled off somewhere, not to be seen yet.

He's not saying anything.

He's not denying anything.

He's not saying anything. He's not denying anything. He's not confirming anything.

No doubt his wife will have the track and trace on trying to find out where he is. Of course,

the other business about what he's been doing is that he's ducking and diving. He's paying a woman

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