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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea attempts to explore journaling but gets sidetracked by a woman with five kids, a Uber Eats driver actively on a delivery, a toy commercial maker, and more. Food tests are back.

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0:00.0	Uh-huh, huh, each other.
0:05.3	Hello?
0:08.0	I was wondering if you had strong opinions about pasta shapes.
0:12.6	Oh, oh.
0:15.0	Get a superstar.
0:18.0	That is what you are.
0:19.6	This is what you are. That is what you are.
0:21.6	Uh-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
0:28.6	That song is just, wow.
0:31.6	Rigotoni.
0:32.6	Rigotony.
0:33.6	Yeah.
0:34.6	Yes.
0:35.6	That's your favorite all-time? Do you have any of your old journals handy?
0:41.7	Hmm. No, but I do have a side quip on that. My friend recently was just casually watching Farmer wants a wife.
0:56.1	Okay.
0:56.7	And her old crush is one of the farmers.
1:00.7	Oh.
1:01.0	And she, like, found her old middle school journal of, like, herself just, like, crushing on him.
1:09.1	Huh.
1:11.0	Okay. That's the first pancake.
1:14.8	That's the first pancake.
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