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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Dr. P Jesus answers your health questions. Opening beer with an alligator mouth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheesing cars. Originally aired Monday, July 8, 2024.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	93. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-n-n-n-three.
0:24.0	Er.
0:25.0	Really beautiful Monday.
0:27.0	I hate Mondays.
0:28.0	Morning, everybody, everybody,
0:31.0	go back to work because this is a business and we're in the business of being in business and we're doing business.
0:35.4	How was vacation? Who are you? Your boss? Ah, what's my job again? Accountant? Like a vampire? No, that's a count. Exactly.
0:43.0	You do accounting.
0:44.0	One, two, three?
0:46.0	No, just turn on your laptop.
0:47.0	Hey, sexy, you want me to take off this tip.
0:50.0	Stop, stop.
0:51.0	Did you forget how to do you job on vacation?
0:53.0	I forgot I had a job on vacation.
0:55.0	Let's start the show!
0:57.0	Oh, Christ, yeah, you know, eventually the real world is going to come back around and kick you
1:08.8	square in the ass.
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