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Hey everybody, welcome to Shut Up a Second.

My name's Hayden and Cass is here.

Hi Cass.

Hi Cass.

And also we're joined by The Very Funny Lena Moo.

Hi, the very funny Lena Moon. Hi, the very funny Lena Moon.

And today we're talking hammers.

I don't know if that was a great hammer noise. I'm going to be honest, Cass. It depends what the hammer was hitting. Yeah, really feels dependent. Coconut. Okay, you know what? I take it back pretty good. Thank you. How many kinds of hammers do you think they're up? Because I went a guy once and he had a roofing hammer. A roofing hammer? Well, yeah, I didn't know that's what it was, but it was half hammer. So it had on one end, it was a hammer, like the knob of a hammer. Yes. A hitty bit. Arguably the part that I would call hammer. That is the hammer. Yes. And then the back, instead of the claw, it was like an axe. Okay.

Right?

You've caused some distress in my brain.

Yeah.

Because I'm now realizing that people are out there changing the backs of hammers and acting like that's a different kind of hammer, which feels like cheating to me.

Well, yeah, because someone came over to our house.

It was actually your friend, Cass.

And he's like, oh, it's a roofing hammer. I'm like, oh, is it? Okay. And he's like, yeah, sorry, I'm a hammer guy. I'm a hammer nut. You need to tell me after the show who, which one of my friends is a hammer guy? I didn't know that's a thing you could be. Just the guy who loves hammers.

Let's think about this logically.

Let's have some logic.

Okay.

For once.

For once. I didn't know that's a thing you could be. Just the guy who loves hammers.

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