So it's officially false.

So you've got the corn mazes, pumpkin patch, going to the orchard, getting these cider and the donut and also haunted houses.

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I'm Casey.

Jim is in for Rob today.

But Jason Hammer from the number one rated Hammer and Nigel

program joins us. You're a Rocket Man with ratings. I wrote the Rocket Man tributes, by the way.

Fantastic. Not only did William Shatner just do that song such justice. One could argue that he

created the greatest headshot in the history of Hollywood. One of my favorite Twitter accounts is Super 70s Spirit. Oh, yeah. And every once in a while, they'll just show William Schottner's headshot from T.J. Hooker and just said the bar has been set. That's it. 94 years old and had to go to the hospital because he overindulged. It happens. It happens. At any age. I want to go back to that list of fall activities. Right. One, I didn't hear pulling the TV outside, drinking and watching football. Oh, that's a good one. Maybe number one. Is that an Indiana thing or is that elsewhere? I know it's an Indiana thing. No, it's elsewhere. I've seen it elsewhere. In fact, when we were just recently in Washington, D.C., visiting some family had a discussion with a family member about where he's going to mount his outdoor TV. By the way, his second outdoor TV. He already has one mounted, needed to mount another one. So, yes, it goes beyond just Indiana. Okay, like maybe a little fire pit on a full night. You got the booze flowing, you know, the TVs out there watching some college ball, NFL, whatever. But I, again, I'm very pro Halloween. You guys know me. I love Halloween. I love the month of October. Do you decorate the house? Do you do to like the web, the spider web up the house?

Do you know my wife?

Yeah, you do. Have you met the coupon later? Yeah, you do. You go all out. Oh, I'm surprised we haven't decorated already. But no, we go all out, man. Like, if you think Halloween is nuts, just wait until Christmas. but the one thing that I'm not on board with,

that I never have been, haunted houses.

Me either. and it's nuts, just wait till Christmas. But the one thing that I'm not on board with, that I never have been, haunted houses.

Me either.

I've never found the joy of going through somewhere where I can't see and having someone

scare the crap out of me.

Right.

Like that seems like something that I tried to avoid on the streets of Indianapolis.

Why would I want to pay to go do it somewhere?

To do that. Right, especially because, I mean, if I go, and it's been a long time, so I've been through a haunted house, but the way I scream like a little girl, not very manly. So I don't need to see that. No one else needs to see that. I'm with you. I stay away from haunted house. walk down somewhere that's poorly lit and somebody's coming out to try to hurt me, I'll walk down the alley of our building. I was going to say you can do that right here on the circle. The haunted alley behind the WIBC studio. No thanks. Like growing up on the south side, we had a nightmare on Edgewood. You know, Hannah Haunted Acres was a big thing. So, you know, go on dates, go with groups to these haunted houses. All the little chicks, let's go to the haunted house. Okay, it's fine, and they're clinging on to you, and that's fine. But then when some dude jumps out that smells like Brute Cologne, and he's got a ski mask on or a Jason mask and a knife.

And a fake weapon?

It's crank repellent.

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