Hey, I hate to point this out to you, but you got a giant stain near your crotch.

It's never happened to me before.

Jason Amher is here.

Hello.

So I walked in the room, and the first thing I told Casey was, look at my crotch.

Yes, you did.

And I'm not sure if this is the first time I've asked you to do that, but it's most certainly

the recent because I was in the back and I got here early today because my son has my car,

so I had to get dropped off here so he can go to work and all that stuff.

So I'm here early.

I'm eating my breakfast.

I've got carrots and like a little bit of ranch and like a little cup, right?

One packet.

So I'm eating the carrot. It slips out of my hand. So I overreact to catch falling carrot. And then the little cup I have of the ranch spills right on my crotch. Oh, that's horrible. Of all things to spill on your midsection here, ranch dressing. Yeah. So the jokes kind of right themselves. Sure. So I go to the bathroom. Everybody's looking, laughing, oh, what happened to you? What have you been watching online? So I have to go full Billy Madison and just put water on my crotch to wash it off. Sure. If you leave ranch on there, one, it'll stain, two, it'll stink. Sure.

And, you know, not that, you know, our afternoon show doesn't have stinky people on it, because when night shows up, the room's atrocious. But I look like Billy Madison now. Bues and failure. Right. But I look like Billy Madison, the scene where he puts the water on his crotch, Billy Pete his pants. Yeah. A couple questions.

Yes.

You were eating carrots for breakfast? Billy Madison. The scene where he puts the water on his crotch, Billy peed his pants. Yeah. A couple questions.

Yes.

You were eating carrots for breakfast?

Yeah, I had it for my lunch. I packed my lunch. And because I had to get here early, though, I was like, you know what? I'll just eat this right now. I'm going to go for it now. I'm kind of hungry. It's very healthy of you. Well, I'm trying.

Did you, when you were cleaning off the area, did you add a little bit more water than necessary?

No, but I probably... I'm trying. Did you, when you were cleaning off the area, did you add a little bit more water than necessary?

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