Pat Sullivan here to remind you to stop putting screens on your gutters. Better to schedule a free estimate with the local experts at gutter helmet. So you stay off the ladder. Visit gutter helmetindy.com with gutter helmet. You'll never clean your gutters again. gutter helmetindy.com. All right, so he has an update on a topic that Jerry and I delved into earlier. It's Kennell and Casey's show. I'm Rob Jerry Lopez in for Casey. Jason Hammer, hello. Hello. So you guys were talking about how Spanglish went to the gas station to get a big fountain beverage. Yeah. And they didn't have straws. Yes. So I feel like this is kind of my wheelhouse here. I am a convenience store aficionado.

I think it's a little ridiculous.

I do not have an endorsement with get-go or Wawa or Speedway or somebody.

I'm more than happy to be your Huckleberry because I go to these places.

But what I have found, and maybe this is my side of town, I don't live in fancy schmancy Noblesville or Brownsburg like you guys do.

I'm a Marion County kid.

You've been to my house, very fancy.

But it seems like they've taken the straws away from the fountain machine and they put them up by where you check out to pay.

Yeah.

Because I've been told by one of the clerks, drug addicts come in and just grab straws

by the handful and just take them back for various drug activities.

So I would assume that means snorting stuff, but I also don't know enough about drug use.

I'm sure there's probably other things.

Now, you have been associates and roommates, et cetera, with people who would know about that, but you personally don't know. Right. I used to live in a house at Ball State. What do you mean? What do you mean? He's going to tell you the story. What do you mean? He's told this on the air. He's told the story on the air before. do you mean by a cop i lived with six other roommates and i was like the choir boy out of that group right and i did some living back in the day uh but i'd come home from class one day and these were the type of dudes that would be cooking drugs oh wow i don't even know how you do that right something you would see like uh lokeak Dog doing and Don't Be a Menace, right? He's got the chef's hat on and like, yeah, they're making stuff I've never heard of before. Jerry, you ever done a drug that would require a straw of any sort? And I can either confirm nor to deny the existence of anything that requires a straw. But no, I mean, I don't know why you would go to a gas station and grab a handful of straws if that's what you were doing. These bums, though, that would take them. Then they take them back to their bum community. And trade your straws out for things. That, that I get. I almost had to drive all the way to Wisconsin just to grab a straw. It was the dumbest thing in the world. By the way, did you see that they're not tearing down the Fountain Square homeless camp now?

That's going to stay up.

Yes, there's more there now than there was before the Come to Jesus letter. Bum community made me think of that. Payne written straws now. They got all Jerry Strauss over there right now. I'm on my way, Fountain Square. You were fascinated with another story we did earlier about the lady who's making money

trying to get men to, she's hired by women to try to get their boyfriends or husbands or

whatever to cheat on them with her.

So it's the smoking hot, smoke show chick, looks like some sort of AI Instagram model almost. But she's real. But she's real. And her job is to go out and try to bang your husband or bang your boyfriend, right? That's what she gets paid to do. Because if you can resist her, the theory is you could resist any woman if you can say no to her. Right. So, and I heard you talking about how maybe we should put Jerry out there to do this. Maybe, you know, we'll find out what ladies are cheating or not.

And then the genius panel turned on inside my head.

What if we had a whole WIBC branch of that?

So ladies, if you've ever, you know, wondered what it would be like to have a romantic encounter with Tony Katz.

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