Hamburger in Paradise

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space!

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0:00.0	Mike Williams set off on a hunting trip into the swamps of North Florida, where it was thought
0:04.7	he met his fate by a group of hungry alligators, except that's not what happened.
0:09.6	And after the uncovering of a secret love triangle, the truth would finally be revealed.
0:14.8	Listen to over my dead body, gone hunting, early and ad-free, unwondery plus.
0:19.9	You ready, Scotty?
0:21.1	Oh, Kurti B, I've never been more ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:25.5	I just like the way this headline phrases it.
0:29.9	Cocaine dumped in the sea off Florida could have, quote, crazy consequences if sharks eat it.
0:36.5	Scientists find.
0:38.2	Well, yeah, I would hope so.
0:42.6	All right, well, let's geek out over a brand new episode of the Nannas.
0:49.2	Zzzz.
0:51.2	If I said something that looked your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:59.6	If I did throw your mind to a sill in pieces, would you believe me?
1:07.6	Driving me bananas baby, bananas, banana, banana.
1:11.8	Driving me bananas baby, bananas, banana, banana, banana.
1:16.5	Guys, gals and non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.
1:20.4	Sitting across from me is the absolutely hilarious and wonderful Scotty Landis.
1:25.2	And over there, the big banana himself, stand a comedian actor writer and all around great dad.
1:30.5	A fun dad.
1:31.6	Also fun dad.
1:32.9	You got me the hat.
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