Mike Williams set off on a hunting trip into the swamps of North Florida, where it was thought

he met his fate by a group of hungry alligators, except that's not what happened.

And after the uncovering of a secret love triangle, the truth would finally be revealed.

Listen to over my dead body gone hunting early and add free unwondery plus.

I'm all fired up. I'm all fired up. I got a pretty good feeling about this episode, Scotty.

Me too. Me too. Here it is.

This is perhaps, perhaps the most bananas headline that has ever been written.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm ready. I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

Help me, Jesus. Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman, then both attacked by a hawk.

Oh, well, that sounds good enough to sink my teeth into on a brand new episode of bananas.

Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas. I am looking at a very dapper London gentleman,

Scotty Lance. Yes, that's right. And live from London to tape, I am looking at my favorite dude in

the whole world, Kurt Brownle, or how you doing, dude? I'm very, very good. I think we have

exciting news to announce. Let it rip. First off, of course, come on out. If you still haven't

gotten tickets, Cleveland, the 30th, August 30th, I'm there. Brooklyn, August 31st, I'm there.

Worcester, September 1st, I'm there. Then of course we're in Raleigh and of course we're in

Atlanta doing the bananas podcast. That's true. All right. We don't have a ton of tickets left for

either one of those shows. They're going pretty good. And that's September 22nd, 23rd, 24th. I'm

doing stand up as well. But we would love to announce I think a tour. That has been a long time

in the making. Correct. November 11th, we're in Richmond, Virginia folks. It's a funny

bone. Afternoon show, delightful. Also, I just found out the day of Richmond's half marathon.

Run your ass is right to bananas live. And my best friend who lives in Richmond, who is the reason

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