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Three Bean Salad

Ham Salad

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

You will no doubt have a strong opinion on ham. It has been a muse to poets, a justification for war lords, a promise between lovers. It is mankind’s cornerstone. But ham salad? That’s something many of us have never truly got to grips with in theory or practice. Thanks then to Michigan-based wildcard Douglas for giving the beans this urgently needed topic for this week’s episode. Hocks away.

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Here comes Steve, with the satisfied smile of a man who's checking out at midday after a great night's sleep and a delicious unlimited brecky.

0:10.0

See the untamable bedhead here, and if you look really close, you can see that properly well-rested glow,

0:17.0

which can only mean one thing.

0:19.0

Last night he slept at Premier Inn

0:21.7

Get better sleep for your money

0:23.8

Premier Inn

0:24.9

Rest easy

0:26.0

Breakfast subject to availability

0:28.4

T's and C's apply

0:29.6

Last week we slagged off the Boomtown Rats.

0:42.2

And so I've been listening to the Boon Tats.

0:44.1

And actually I think they're really good.

0:45.5

Oh, really?

0:46.2

Especially the song, which I did mention last week, Rat Trap.

0:48.6

You did which I did not listen to.

0:50.1

I did not check it out.

0:50.9

Well, Henry listened to it this morning.

0:52.6

Oh, yeah.

0:53.2

I thought it was shit.

0:54.3

I didn't, I wouldn't say I thought it check it. Well, Henry isn't to it this morning. Oh, yeah. I thought it was shit. I didn't, I wouldn't say I thought it was very maximalist.

0:58.0

Do I?

0:58.6

In style, they throw a lot at it.

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