HalloweenTown Reunion Special II: Kalabar's Revenge

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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This week, HallowenTown's oldest witch, and criminal at large, Agatha Cromwell, sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for another attempt at healing the generational trauma onset by Marnie's life on screen. Will Marnie ever forgive her mother, J.K. Rowling? Will Agatha ever stop bringing about the tragic demise of all of her loved ones? Will either of them ever shut up? All this and more. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:02.0	Hi, Marnie. It's good to see you, Grandma. It's good to see you as well. You can't even look me in the face? No. Not yet. I don't feel ready for that right now. Why? Not after last year. Well, a lot has happened since last year, Marty, if you want to pick up your phone and call me. I don't have to call you. All I have to do is turn on the news. turn on.
0:23.3	And you have A lot has happened. A lot has happened. You know, I don't have to call you. All I have to do is turn on the news.
0:22.6	Turn on the news.
0:23.6	Turn on the news.
0:24.6	You have a problem with me on Fox these days?
0:27.6	It's not just Fox.
0:28.6	It's every news station now covering the atrocities you've committed.
0:33.6	Atrocities?
0:34.6	Do you mean me helping people?
0:38.3	Who have you helped?
0:39.3	Oh my God.
0:40.3	Who have you helped?
0:41.3	Your kind.
0:42.3	What exactly does that mean? We're both witches.
0:45.3	Mom, baby.
0:46.3	She's senile.
0:47.3	She's going, she's been senile for six months now.
0:50.3	You wish you were a witch like I am.
0:53.3	But if anything? I'm so lucky. I consider
0:56.9	myself so lucky, Grandma Aggie, that I am nothing like you. That's okay. I count my lucky stars.
1:05.0	What, you count to ten? What is that supposed to me? You didn't really, I don't think they
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