Halloween III: Season of The Witch (1982)
Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review
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4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
"Great song ... great masks ... the plan sucks." That's how Dick Ebert summed up the infamous bait-and-switch horror classic "Halloween III: Season of The Witch," a movie that taught us what happens when you take the slasher out of a slasher series.
Rob in Colchester commissioned this 1982 film, recorded a jingle for it and shared his mind-blowing theories on why a super-hot, grieving daughter would bang an alcoholic doctor, why TV stations would take orders from that doctor and why killer androids let him live.
In this episode, Gene learns about Mr. Beast and immediate hates him. Big D teaches us how to punch dolphins, and Ash wonders what Irishness has to do with the Halloween franchise. The Shat Crew also praises the realness of Halloween III's black characters, suggests casting Jeff Goldblum instead of Tom Atkins and explores the drop-off in kids watching TV.
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| 0:00.0 | We visit the eighties, we shot the movies. |
| 0:18.0 | It's time. It's time. |
| 0:21.0 | Time for the big giveaway. |
| 0:23.0 | A wing has come. |
| 0:25.0 | All the unlucky listeners put on your headphones and listen. |
| 0:29.0 | All assholes, hold your lions and hold big keys. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, I gather around and listen. |
| 1:00.0 | Remember when we first met John McClane? |
| 1:04.0 | Our God picked him up from the plane |
| 1:07.0 | And took him down an ark and told me tower |
| 1:10.0 | At the Christmas party |
| 1:12.0 | And the terrorists were over zealous |
| 1:14.0 | But it was sweet when they killed Alice |
| 1:17.0 | And with a little help from Alan, John McClane came down |
| 1:22.0 | Welcome back to Chat The Movies, the podcast where we answer the question |
| 1:25.0 | Where the movies we love when we were growing up really that good |
| 1:28.0 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking |
| 1:30.0 | Why don't they make movies like they used to? |
| 1:32.0 | Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental of Blockbuster Video? |
| 1:36.0 | Do you know what Blockbuster Video is? |
| 1:38.0 | If you answered yes, and this is the podcast for you, I am one of your hosts, Jean Lions, |
| 1:42.0 | And alongside me are my co-host, Ash Stonehenge Cochran |
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