Hall Pass Hail Mary

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a story from a listener about giving that Gluck Gluck on the phone.

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0:00.0	Does your bank support your business
0:01.8	or also standing up for the things that matter most to you?
0:04.5	If the answer was no,
0:05.6	maybe it's time to join an ethical bank.
0:07.8	At the cooperative bank,
0:08.7	we spent 30 years campaigning on issues
0:10.7	like climate change and social injustice.
0:13.1	And we also offer 30 months free everyday business banking
0:16.1	with our business direct plus current account,
0:18.3	drawing us for business banking.
0:20.2	New customers maintaining a credit balance of 1,000 PAMPLUS,
0:22.9	monthly limits for cash and check transactions,
0:24.8	charges may apply for other services,
0:26.4	visit website for details, subject to status,
0:28.6	eligibility and teasing.
0:30.1	PAPE
0:31.1	Fancy culture is so stupid to me.
0:33.8	Yeah.
0:34.8	Oh, let me put on a cumber bun.
0:36.5	Dude, I got to go to, I thought I would want
0:38.8	to fucking magic castle today.
0:40.3	And that's why in Hollywood, you got to dress up.
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