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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather tries her best to understand what the absolute fuck is going on- but it's pretty much all a big Absolutely NOT. She hits the hotline to see if y'alls problems are any better.. news flash- they aren't. We've got peeping toms, angry tennis coaches and ex's who won't leave us alone!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:18.8	Hello ladies and gentlemen,
0:20.1	welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:23.6	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:25.3	How are you?
0:26.0	Yeah, you're feeling kind of uncertain as I am.
0:32.4	I feel like I'm in a mini Cooper driving up through the T-tons.
0:38.1	And I don't know if you've ever been in a mini Cooper,
0:40.2	but if you've ever been in a mini Cooper and gone over so much as an acorn on the road,
0:43.9	you feel it up your asshole.
0:45.4	I test drove them once big mistake.
0:48.0	I don't get them.
0:48.8	They were cute, but very uncomfortable ride, not a smooth ride.
0:53.4	However, I did love the movie The Italian Job.
0:56.0	I really loved that movie.
0:58.4	They were Tokyo drifting,
1:00.6	and mini Cooper's all over.
1:03.0	Milan, no.
1:03.9	Anyways, I don't know where I'm going with this,
1:05.2	but the analogy I'm trying to use is
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