May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains, now on Uber.

T's and C's apply.

Check the Uber app.

Okay, good morning Giles. You're not feeling very well are you? Fine, I'm feeling fine. Are you really feeling fine? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm

I'm fine. And where are your pants that you were wearing yesterday? Where are they?

Do you know, because I know where they are?

You told me where they are. Yes. I came home without my pants. You came home without your

pants on. Why did you come home without your pants on yesterday?

I can't remember what you told me.

Now I didn't, gosh, it was one of those ones, I can't even remember the things came,

it's coming flooding back up.

So you said are you, so are you going commando? No you said I went for a swim and I said that's what I think how did you go for a swim and you said well I went for a swim and there was a kind of like did you go in your pants did you go with no clothes on did you take your pants off in the swimming pool it was a kind of a moot point and then I said so have you got no pants on and you said yes and I said to where are your pants and I said where are your pants?

I said, where are your pants?

And you said,

there at Sholdich House.

On the lieu, on the roof.

He said, I left, right.

On the roof of the lieu or in a lieu on the roof. They've redone the roof at

Chordich House. I hope they aren't the pink ones with the sunglasses on because I quite

like those. No, do you know they're not? They were a pair of there was some of those

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