Don't Forget the Beigels
Giles Coren Has No Idea
The Times
4.3 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2020
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Giles and Esther flick through the papers for ideas for this week's column; from baking Royals and killer kittens to covid-face and the Swire diaries. Giles is being driven to madness by the building work next door and Esther hopes the podcast will end soon so she can get to brunch on time.
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| 0:00.0 | Ready, steady go. |
| 0:02.0 | ready, go. |
| 0:03.0 | Go, is it on? |
| 0:04.0 | Right, great. |
| 0:05.0 | Okay, good morning, darling, how you? |
| 0:07.0 | Oh, dear. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 0:27.0 | oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, What are you going to do then? |
| 0:35.0 | But I think this, the little story that I've got and I think you've got as well, |
| 0:41.0 | because I saw it on your notes on your desk when I was trying to print something out the other day is about the |
| 0:45.9 | secret killing life of Mr Motenzing and Mrs. Iris cold. |
| 0:51.0 | No look unusually today hello Iris I'm usually today I've got all the papers laid out like an |
| 0:56.1 | actual thing yeah so we can go to the story on Monday what page did you make Monday |
| 1:00.8 | daily mail page ball oh no I went from the Times obviously well it says it's should you meet? My day, Daily Mail page 4? |
| 1:02.8 | Oh no, I went from the Times, obviously. |
| 1:04.4 | Well, I say it's in, it's in both. |
| 1:06.2 | Well, yeah. |
| 1:07.5 | Oh, where's it gone? |
| 1:09.0 | I cut it out. |
| 1:10.8 | You're so efficient. |
| 1:12.4 | And I lied, I put it from the mail. I just feel that I should reference the times because |
| 1:16.7 | I work with them. Watch out, tittle to the cats a secret serial killer. Cat owners who rarely find a dead mouse on their doorstep may think that their pet takes little interest in hunting for prey, |
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