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Larry Miller Show

Haiku Contest Winner Announced!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The biggest news since Napoleon ripped his bone apart, we announce the winner of our haiku contest! Then, for Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the movie version of Arsenic and Old Lace. Plus, some tales of Larry's days as a school kid and his failed attempts at cheating in French class.

Quote of the week: "Donut coffee cake cups or something."

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Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia.

0:06.0

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves math tests. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy I'll tell you, I know that I just love our theme

0:47.0

song and I love the orchestra that plays it and I say so every week, I love it this week especially it had me rocking my head and smiling

0:56.9

and with my eyes closed I just love those folks and how they play that of course is the Ivan Ali dancers. I'm sorry let me just say

1:06.2

that again. They of course are the Ivan Ali Orchestra and the Debbie Dowdy Cameron dancers featuring

1:16.6

Boy Tenor Wayne White asking the musical question if the band gets better every week, how bad were they when they started?

1:27.0

Well, I'll tell you what, Wayne, that's a heck of a question. Very good question and the answer is a little puzzling

1:37.7

perhaps because yes they get better every week.

1:44.0

And it's not because they were so bad when they started.

1:48.0

You and I, and everyone listening, and Colonel Jeff 2 and Dr. Chris 2 wherever he is at

1:56.9

space camp we all get better if we're decent people we all get better every week at whatever it is we do.

2:06.0

We should get better every week at whatever it is we do.

2:11.3

And that's a nice compliment that we get better every week at what we do.

2:16.0

If we're decent people insane and work hard, we'll get better every week.

2:22.0

But the orchestra here gets better because I love them and because

2:27.9

I love what they do. It's not that they were bad when they started and they finally got it together.

2:37.0

If the band gets better every week as you ask, how bad were they when they started?

2:42.0

They were terrific when they started. They were terrific when they started. And they do get

2:46.0

better every week because you know what? It's like looking at a sunrise or a

2:51.6

sunset or your

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