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Well, I guess it's been a while since we had one of those superlative struggles

to describe Irling Browell and five goals before the R-Marker.

He's just kept kicking it in the goal for the rest of the game.

He careered around the pitch like an unhinged,

wildebeest, but with a good touch for a good new and light sick,

had absolutely no answers.

City did take the lead with a penalty for one of those handballs

that will have iFab HQ popping champagne

while the rest of us wonder how we ever got here.

But it'd be a brave pundit to suggest City wouldn't have managed it

even without an assist like that.

Elsewhere Serie A's decent Champions League continues.

They might as well have just played the seven minutes injury time in Porto

as Inter held on to get the draw they needed.

We'll join everyone else in saying they couldn't.

Could they as Liverpool go to the Bernabéau with a three-year-old deficit?

Philippe has serious things to tell us.

We'll try to remember to mention Will Wall and hopefully get to a crucial discussion

about fonts.

All that plus your questions and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

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