H1: April Fool’s Day, Tiger Woods Update, Drunk Mike Calls In

The Sports Junkies

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4.3 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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04/01 Hour 1: Don’t Let Yourself Get Fooled Today - 1:00 Tiger Woods Is Stepping Away From Golf - 13:00 Throwback Thirty Preview With Drunk Mike - 30:00

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody? Happy Wednesday. Junkies with you live on 106.7 The Fan and the Team 980 here in the DMV.
0:07.7	And Richmond, appreciate you checking us out on 910 the fan or 105.1 FM. And you can watch us on the Monumental Sports Network all year long, celebrating 30 years of the junkies presented by our friends at Main Street Bank.
0:21.3	Cheer local, bank local.
0:23.7	Main Street Bank is a business-focused community bank, proudly serving the DMV since 2004.
0:28.7	Visit M Streetbank.com to learn how to put their team in your office.
0:33.3	Main Street Bank member FDIC Equal Housing Opportunity Lender.
0:37.8	We thank you for tuning in this Wednesday, April 1st, 2026.
0:43.2	I'm John Paul Flame, joined by Eric Pickle.
0:45.1	Morning.
0:46.1	Morning.
0:46.7	Johnny Cakesawville's here.
0:48.2	April Fool's Day may be the worst day on the calendar.
0:51.9	And Jason Bishop.
0:53.1	Not a great day.
0:54.2	Why, did you already see some junk already online?
0:56.2	No, it's just, I mean, people think they're funny.
0:58.5	They're not funny.
0:59.3	You got to be on the lookout.
1:00.5	April Fool's pranks are not funny.
1:03.2	You got to be on the lookout for some tweets that are going to do, uh, dupe you.
1:06.3	Maybe they're funny when you were eight or ten.
1:09.3	Okay.
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